Jobs

I was intending to post a new story today but I have been a little bit busy with doing other things, mostly looking for a job.  So, here is a list of jobs I have considered –

ant dealer
bhaji designer
cracker joke writer
dodo researcher
elephant collector
fringe designer
goo engineer
honey tester
idiot farmer
jumper
kangaroo doctor
llama god
measles promoter
nose cleaner
old folk herder
pineapple chef
quilt compiler
refrigerator administrator
shed decorator
trouser salesman
umbrella pilot
vampire dentist
witch adviser
xylophone repairman
yak groomer
zen surveyor

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