My grandparents spent most of their retirement playing truant, sneaking in to factories and on to farms and working until someone noticed they shouldn’t be there. Meanwhile I stayed home from school. My poor handwriting lead me to abandon my plan to become a typewriter, so I started training to become a search engine. I got people on the internet to send me their questions and then I did some research so I could send them back an answer within a few hours. I thought it was a good idea, but it wasn’t really working. When my grandparents got home, I made them hot drinks and tried to tell them things they didn’t already know.