How

He is so accident prone that
no one can quite understand
how he became Prime Minister.

Possibly, it was a sympathy vote.

On the breakfast news bulletin
the presenter asks the expert:

“How is it even possible for
the whole country to be both
flooded and on fire at the same time?”

The expert shrugs, just like
he practiced in rehearsal.

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