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The policy is to scrap a lot of this housing,
to discontinue a certain kind of face. They
throw windows and doors on a scrapheap –
the houses look like toothless, noseless old men,
the children look exactly the way
the children of the future will never look.

“You must leave all your belongings behind.”

“I’m sick of talking about dreaming.”

“In times long past there was no worrying
that something unfortunate might happen.”

“No danger. Hard work and adventures.”

Double A Side: Then And Only Then / Collage Of Facts


Big raindrops.  The rain stops and you can see now how big the sky is.  Your heart reboots like an old computer left to gather dust, but which is, it turns out, miraculously still alive, though breathing unsteadily now.  Joyous, you think words to yourself, processing.  There is always so much to do – the clock wheels away in delight.  The winter sky is big and you are getting up late, going to bed early, turning in smaller and smaller circles.  And all those three-in-the-mornings when you’re awake, you are super-determined to do your absolute best the next day.


The sad beauty of failures,
the quiet injustices in success.
This is fantastic, this is reality.

“Just how many leaves do the trees
actually have in them?”
we wondered.
“How many times will we sweep them in to a pile?”
“What can we do with them afterwards?”

Were they legal tender
we might afford to
embrace madness,
the local legend
we do not know
whether to believe
or not.

Some Pictures Of Some Blokes

In 1995 – or whenever it was –
you could get other things
for 25p – or whatever it was –

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but what could you want more
than a thin paper packet
with some pictures of some blokes?

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These were not just any blokes, they were
the superstars of the new Premier League,
their portraits worth every sweet penny,

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they sat stacked in your hand like business cards,
got lost in washed shirt pockets like phone numbers.

Though now
they do just look like pictures of blokes,
some blokes you might work with

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or who you might meet in the pub
or who you might get to fix your boiler
or who might advise you on a mortgage.

Seminar #4

There are some things
you might need
for a reason
or another

things you might rarely use
things you might need spares of
things that might cost £40
things that might cost 69p

     bonsai scissors
     leather gloves
     teeny tiny cages
     spare space
     bits of slate
     ephemera of foam
     a smoker a suit
     a cheap pair of reading glasses

Seminar #3

It’s really quite sad when you have to lose all your bees

To starvation
To disease
To mysterious circumstances
To your enemies
          the mice the wasps the woodpeckers
          some cows some stupid humans
          the moths of this and the moths of that the moths of everything
          mites woodlice mould mites

Don’t count your honey before it’s capped